Ben Arthur - A Constituent's Advice for Chuck Schumer [NY] (for Sen. Schumer from Ben Arthur)

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This song is part of Jonathan Mann's 100 Songs for 100 Senator's project.

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Advice for Chuck Schumer on Dealing with President Trump

You should not try to fuck a butterfly
Or waste time teaching the devil a new prayer
You shouldn’t light up a smoke in a meth lab
Or try to split a sandwich with a bear

Cooperating with Trump
Is operating like a chump
This is true, Chuck Schumer, not just partisan rumor
The time to fight is now

Don’t check if a scorpion is ticklish
Or try to out-think a game of random chance
Working hand in hand with Reince Preibus
Is like putting a rabid squirrel down your pants

Even if you win a staring contest
With a zombie you still lose

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from 100 Senators, track released January 20, 2017

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